What do you call a criminal going down the stairs? Condescending
At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
How does a dyslexic poet write? Inverse.
What did the big flower say to the littler flower? Hi, bud!
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.