Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips.
I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.
Without geometry life is pointless.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? He was not "peeling" well.
I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.