I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.
I invented a new word! Plagiarism!
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!
New atoms frequently lose electrons when they fail to keep an ion them.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!